Celebrations for March

Notes
March is named for Mars, the Roman god of war, known for his ferocity in battle and his impeccable taste in armor, who once tried to take a vacation. Picture him swapping his battle attire for a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops, attempting to blend in at the beach. Instead of commanding legions, he's now wrestling with a beach umbrella that refuses to stay put and mistaking sunscreen for war paint. His idea of a "peaceful retreat" involves challenging Poseidon to a friendly game of beach volleyball and sending mischievous seagulls to steal Neptune's trident. Despite his efforts to relax, Mars can't help but strategize the perfect sandcastle siege, proving that even the god of war needs a little R&R—though his version includes a bit more conquest and a lot more SPF.
March Merriment celebrates the transition from winter to spring with whimsy and wonder.


